58 Bad Twitter Bios – I Can’t Believe Some of These.

58 Bad Twitter Bios – I Can’t Believe Some of These.

I have collected into blog post 58 examples of bad Twitter bios that I have found when networking in Twittersphere. In my opinion, they’re bad.

Why?

For sure you have all the freedom to use these 160 Twitter bio characters in any way you want. But what’s the point in the first place? If you don’t have any followers then to whom you are going to tweet your awesome thoughts?

Nobody will see you.

 

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There is much more in a Twitter bio than just 160 characters of something.

First, Mark Schaefer, the author of “The Tao of Twitter” says: “The idea behind your bio is that you want to provoke enough interest so that somebody will follow you back”.

So your bio should attract people. Attract enough to make them want to follow you.

Second, your Twitter bio is “your online reputation. It’s your reputation. So better it be good,” says Neil Patel, founder of Quicksprout.

You want to have a good reputation, don’t you?

The first bio in the list represents the whole group of Twitter users. Those who are trying to sell you tons of fake followers. They are just annoying.

The second bio in the list represents another huge group of Twitter users. Those who leave their bio blank. If you happen to be a world famous celebrity like Oprah then go ahead. Leave your bio blank. Otherwise, learn from here how to write a strong, professional bio that makes people want to follow you.

One more thing. When you read them, think about these things:

  1. How much do you learn about these people?
  2. Do their bios encourage you to follow them?

Examples of Bios You Want to Avoid


1. Buy Followers at cheap rates available (( Only $29 you can get 5000 Followers )) see here:


2.                                                                     /* no bio at all */


3. Screw it, let’s do it!


4. Avid twitter aficionado # … passionated: Tv nerd


5. = Doctor Who, Forever, Gracepoint, Royal Pains, OUAT ~Jfallon, Dtennant, JC Chasez, Bcumberbatch, Mark Feuerstein = Charlie


6. I’m the butt of a cosmic joke and I don’t get the punchline…


7. I’ve got a dirty mouth and twisted mind and a huge asshole… Follow at your own risk. Father. Husband. Gym addict.


8. Giver of no f…s.


9. Absent father, disappointing husband, serial non-achiever. Aspiring script kiddie. Lack of Thought Leader.


10. Webmaster. Guy Gamer. Shrieking Harpy. Cat Lady. GPG.


 

See also: The Definitive Guide to Professional Twitter Bio.

 


11. Plenipotentiary


12. ♥..♥tall is will..all is will♥..♥


13. Civilization & Discontents


14. No it’s not John Jacob


15. I’m just way 2 lazy ;)


16. Where are they biting?


17. Twitter guru .sometimes .choose. Unapologetic travel practitioner. Wannabe problem solver, Passionate analyst;


18. Follow me on twitter


19. FOLLOW ME I FOLLOW BACK!!


20. Cyberpunk wasn’t dead; it was just in beta.


21. Me? What. Who. When.


22. Influence of the future.


23. Do marketing and stuff


24. Follow me and I’ll follow you !!! #teamfollowback #teamretweet #autofollow #mustfollow #instantfollow #followme #openfollow #TFBJP


25. Under Construction, a work in progress. 


26. You have 24 to #followback Please add #NYG to bio and #follow @nxxxxxxxxx @Nxxxxxxxx @Txxxxxxxx @Txxxxxxx…


27. There’s a way I roll. Nobody knows it except me.


28. Ohh ahh pehh ahh som.


29. I think, I am the best in the world.


30. Freelance web guru


31. Top of the mornin’ to ya.


32. Super sleuth of Twittersville.


33. Let’s start tweetting………..!!!


34. WHAT IS A BIO?


35. Bla


36. Everything will be great!


37. Beer & Women = Simple!


38. Ish


39. I have no followers because I exclusively use Twitter to moan about football.


40. This Charming Man


41. marketing experience carpet cleaner


42. French polisher spray painter moto sport fan


43. All sport the sharks and the boks


44. steve davis, legend


45. Scrambled eggs


46. time hero , full time legend


47. A MASTER & GENIUS


48. Friend


49. Apprentice Spoon Bender


50. Bar manager, 29 years old. I used to be 28. I’m still a big deal.


51. Follow me & Ill Follow Back!


52. OBSOLETE MODEL.


53. Snapchat: dabaus604


54. Mmmmmm


55. Be Reckless. ΣΑΕ. Pitt


56. Social Media Maniac


57. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥


58. Down to earth {girl/woman/lady} who likes {to get/to obtain/to acquire/to have} out {and have/and also have}{fun/enjoyable/entertaining/exciting}.

Bottom Line

I come back to those questions that I asked you in the beginning:

  1. What did you learn about those people?
  2. If you follow them, what value they bring to your Twitter stream?
  3. Do you want to follow them?

 

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What About You?

Question: What other bad Twitter bios have you seen? If you want to share, please drop me a comment below. I would like to hear from you.

Cheers,

Egon

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