58 Bad Twitter Bios – I Can’t Believe Some of These.

58 Bad Twitter Bios – I Can’t Believe Some of These.

I have collected into blog post 58 examples of bad Twitter bios that I have found when networking in the Twittersphere. In my opinion, they’re bad.


For sure, you have all the freedom to use these 160 Twitter bio characters in any way you want. But what’s the point in the first place? If you don’t have any followers, then to whom will you tweet your awesome thoughts?

Nobody will see you.


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There is much more in a Twitter bio than just 160 characters of something.

First, Mark Schaefer, the author of “The Tao of Twitter,” says: “The idea behind your bio is that you want to provoke enough interest so that somebody will follow you back.”

So your bio should attract people. Attract enough to make them want to follow you.

Second, your Twitter bio is “your online reputation. It’s your reputation. So better it be good,” says Neil Patel, founder of Quicksprout.

You want to have a good reputation, don’t you?

The first bio in the list represents the whole group of Twitter users. Those who are trying to sell you tons of fake followers. They are just annoying.

The second bio in the list represents another huge group of Twitter users. Those who leave their bio blank. If you happen to be a world-famous celebrity like Oprah, then go ahead. Leave your bio blank. Otherwise, learn from here how to write a strong, professional bio that makes people want to follow you.

One more thing. When you read them, think about these things:

  1. How much do you learn about these people?
  2. Do their bios encourage you to follow them?

Examples of Bios You Want to Avoid

1. Buy Followers at cheap rates available (( Only $29 you can get 5000 Followers )) see here:

2.                                                                     /* no bio at all */

3. Screw it, let’s do it!

4. Avid twitter aficionado # … passionated: Tv nerd

5. = Doctor Who, Forever, Gracepoint, Royal Pains, OUAT ~Jfallon, Dtennant, JC Chasez, Bcumberbatch, Mark Feuerstein = Charlie

6. I’m the butt of a cosmic joke, and I don’t get the punchline…

7. I’ve got a dirty mouth and twisted mind and a huge asshole… Follow at your own risk. Father. Husband. Gym addict.

8. Giver of no f…s.

9. Absent father, disappointing husband, serial non-achiever. Aspiring script kiddie. Lack of Thought Leader.

10. Webmaster. Guy Gamer. Shrieking Harpy. Cat Lady. GPG.


See also: The Definitive Guide to Professional Twitter Bio.


11. Plenipotentiary

12. ♥..♥tall is a will..all is will♥..♥

13. Civilization & Discontents

14. No, it’s not John Jacob

15. I’m just way 2 lazy ;)

16. Where are they biting?

17. Twitter guru .sometimes .choose. Unapologetic travel practitioner. Wannabe problem solver, Passionate analyst;

18. Follow me on Twitter


20. Cyberpunk wasn’t dead; it was just in beta.

21. Me? What. Who. When.

22. Influence of the future.

23. Do marketing and stuff

24. Follow me and I’ll follow you !!! #teamfollowback #teamretweet #autofollow #mustfollow #instantfollow #followme #openfollow #TFBJP

25. Under Construction, a work in progress. 

26. You have 24 to #followback. Please add #NYG to bio and #follow @nxxxxxxxxx @Nxxxxxxxx @Txxxxxxxx @Txxxxxxx…

27. There’s a way I roll. Nobody knows it except me.

28. Ohh ahh pehh ahh som.

29. I think I am the best in the world.

30. Freelance web guru

31. Top of the mornin’ to ya.

32. Super sleuth of Twittersville.

33. Let’s start tweetting………..!!!


35. Bla

36. Everything will be great!

37. Beer & Women = Simple!

38. Ish

39. I have no followers because I exclusively use Twitter to moan about football.

40. This Charming Man

41. marketing experience carpet cleaner

42. French polisher spray painter moto sport fan

43. All sport the sharks and the boks

44. steve davis, legend

45. Scrambled eggs

46. time hero, full-time legend


48. Friend

49. Apprentice Spoon Bender

50. Bar manager, 29 years old. I used to be 28. I’m still a big deal.

51. Follow me & I’ll Follow Back!


53. Snapchat: dabaus604

54. Mmmmmm

55. Be Reckless. ΣΑΕ. Pitt

56. Social Media Maniac

57. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

58. Down to earth {girl/woman/lady} who likes {to get/to obtain/to acquire/to have} out {and have/and also have}{fun/enjoyable/entertaining/exciting}.

Bottom Line

I come back to those questions that I asked you in the beginning:

  1. What did you learn about those people?
  2. If you follow them, what value they bring to your Twitter stream?
  3. Do you want to follow them?


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What About You?

Question: What other bad Twitter bios have you seen? If you want to share, please drop me a comment below. I would like to hear from you.



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